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Welcome to Ice Cubes In My Coffee :: The Caffeinated Movie Guide. I love movies and I have strong opinions about all of them. When they are great, they can change your life. And when they suck, you can at least have fun ripping them to shreds. I have seen a million movies and I have a bunch of movie facts and trivia stored up in my head - it's time to share. I'm going to be filling this movie guide with reviews on an ongoing basis, building up a large library of reviews so YOU, the movie-watching public, will know what movies are essential viewing and what movies you must avoid at all costs (hint: anything with the words "Starring Dane Cook"). I will also be posting some interesting articles and lists along the way as well. So grab a cup of joe and settle in for some movie talk!
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The Haunting (Remake)

Starring: Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Owen Wilson
Director: Jan De Bont
Year of Release: 1999
Rated 4 cups

Why? Why redo this movie? The original was a subtle, black and white haunted house movie. This new version went completely psycho-nuts with the computer-generated crap all over the place. WAY over the top. I’m all for CGI adding something to a movie, but they just ripped out any subtlety and ran right into using every opportunity they could to CGI something. Doors, curtains, fireplaces, paintings, smoke, beds, you name it. And it was ugly CGI too with weird beds coming to life looking like some kind of alien escaped from war of the worlds.

They added a bunch of extra nonsense to the script as well making the plot a lot more complicated. And that didn’t help things. Again, too much. I must say the house looked fantastic though. I’d love to live in such a huge mansion with such rich decor. Just skip the CGI kid-ghosts on the fireplace coming to life.

The acting was okay. Lili Taylor didn’t really fit here though as Nell, the lead female character. She doesn’t convey the same vulnerability as Julie Harris did so well in the original. Liam Neeson as the head of the project is pretty much wasting his talents here too. Owen Wilson pops in and is his usual annoying self. I can’t stand that guy.

Overall this film was a waste of time. They should have built on the originals creepiness factor instead of ramming a bunch of CG effects down our throats. The imagination is much more fertile ground for what scares us than CGI curtains.

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