watching movies one cup at a time

Welcome to Ice Cubes In My Coffee :: The Caffeinated Movie Guide. I love movies and I have strong opinions about all of them. When they are great, they can change your life. And when they suck, you can at least have fun ripping them to shreds. I have seen a million movies and I have a bunch of movie facts and trivia stored up in my head - it's time to share. I'm going to be filling this movie guide with reviews on an ongoing basis, building up a large library of reviews so YOU, the movie-watching public, will know what movies are essential viewing and what movies you must avoid at all costs (hint: anything with the words "Starring Dane Cook"). I will also be posting some interesting articles and lists along the way as well. So grab a cup of joe and settle in for some movie talk!
      -- Mr. Coffee

Max Payne

Starring: Mark Wahlberg
Director: John Moore
Year of Release: 2008
Rated 4 cups

This is a movie based on a video game and it is pretty ridiculous. The movie trailers made it out to be sort of a supernatural thriller but it’s actually not supernatural at all. In fact the subject matter is quite mundane. Mark Wahlberg doesn’t have to really act in this movie, he just has to have a mad look on his face and hurt people. So if that’s what you’re into, this is your movie. But if you want logic, a real story, or believable characters, well you probably guessed this isn’t the one. But just for a silly movie to pass the time on a Saturday afternoon, it fits the bill.



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