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Welcome to Ice Cubes In My Coffee :: The Caffeinated Movie Guide. I love movies and I have strong opinions about all of them. When they are great, they can change your life. And when they suck, you can at least have fun ripping them to shreds. I have seen a million movies and I have a bunch of movie facts and trivia stored up in my head - it's time to share. I'm going to be filling this movie guide with reviews on an ongoing basis, building up a large library of reviews so YOU, the movie-watching public, will know what movies are essential viewing and what movies you must avoid at all costs (hint: anything with the words "Starring Dane Cook"). I will also be posting some interesting articles and lists along the way as well. So grab a cup of joe and settle in for some movie talk!
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Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince

Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Alan Rickman
Director: David Yates
Year of Release: 2009
Rated 4 cups

This is the 6th Harry Potter movie and the last installment before the big finale. In a lot of ways this movie is just setting up the events of the last movie. So there just isn’t a whole lot of actual story here. The other movies felt more independent, like they had a central story to them on their own. But this one just races along to ultimately lead to the big battles of the next chapter. Sure things happen but it all feels like small steps. And the whole love potion/couples thing just gets a bit silly. We’re just killing time basically.

Harry is just kind of goofy and awkward. Hermoine is annoying and all weepy. Ron is a dumbass. Malfoy just walks around scowling constantly. Dumbledore gets a bit goofy. Helena Bonham Carter is completely copying her character from Sweeney Todd. Snape is harmless. And we never even see Voldemort except in flashback. I was completely bored.

Of course see the movie if you are in to the series, but don’t expect any excitement or energy.



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