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Welcome to Ice Cubes In My Coffee :: The Caffeinated Movie Guide. I love movies and I have strong opinions about all of them. When they are great, they can change your life. And when they suck, you can at least have fun ripping them to shreds. I have seen a million movies and I have a bunch of movie facts and trivia stored up in my head - it's time to share. I'm going to be filling this movie guide with reviews on an ongoing basis, building up a large library of reviews so YOU, the movie-watching public, will know what movies are essential viewing and what movies you must avoid at all costs (hint: anything with the words "Starring Dane Cook"). I will also be posting some interesting articles and lists along the way as well. So grab a cup of joe and settle in for some movie talk!
      -- Mr. Coffee

Ghost Rider

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes
Director: Mark Steven Johnson
Year of Release: 2007
Rated 4 cups

I never read the original comic book this movie is based on. And I never knew anybody who read it either. But of course since Spiderman and X-men made a freighter-load of money, the non-stop barrage of comic book movies is not going to stop any time soon. As comic book characters go, Ghost Rider is more supernatural than superhero. There is a lot of heavy God/Devil/Evil stuff throughout the movie and the main enemy is essentially the anti-christ. But it never gets deep. This is an inch-deep action movie and it knows it. If your looking for some cheap thrills, this will do.

Nicolas Cage kind of sleepwalks through most of this doing his standard Elvis impression he’s used in countless other movies. Every once-in-a-blue moon Cage will take on an interesting role. But more often he’s just going through the paces in a new forgettable thriller or light action flick. And he does so many that I get the impression he doesn’t turn anything down. Everyone does a decent job with their cartoonish characters. But no one is really given much to work with. Wes Bentley goes nuts with his Blackheart/anti-christ character, playing up evil like he’s at a Marilyn Manson concert, all glaring eyes and sarcasm under pale blue skin. But it’s a pretty standard “evil dude”.

Like I said, good for cheap thrills, not much else.

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