watching movies one cup at a time

Welcome to Ice Cubes In My Coffee :: The Caffeinated Movie Guide. I love movies and I have strong opinions about all of them. When they are great, they can change your life. And when they suck, you can at least have fun ripping them to shreds. I have seen a million movies and I have a bunch of movie facts and trivia stored up in my head - it's time to share. I'm going to be filling this movie guide with reviews on an ongoing basis, building up a large library of reviews so YOU, the movie-watching public, will know what movies are essential viewing and what movies you must avoid at all costs (hint: anything with the words "Starring Dane Cook"). I will also be posting some interesting articles and lists along the way as well. So grab a cup of joe and settle in for some movie talk!
      -- Mr. Coffee

College

Starring: Drake Bell
Director: Deb Hagan
Year of Release: 2008
Rated 4 cups

This movie really desperately wants to be Superbad but it is a much weaker and lamer version without any of the cleverness or heart. Superbad had a lot of crude humor but at least it felt genuine. This film just feels like one cliche after another strung together with beer and topless women. It’s pointless, not funny, and not worth it.



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