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Welcome to Ice Cubes In My Coffee :: The Caffeinated Movie Guide. I love movies and I have strong opinions about all of them. When they are great, they can change your life. And when they suck, you can at least have fun ripping them to shreds. I have seen a million movies and I have a bunch of movie facts and trivia stored up in my head - it's time to share. I'm going to be filling this movie guide with reviews on an ongoing basis, building up a large library of reviews so YOU, the movie-watching public, will know what movies are essential viewing and what movies you must avoid at all costs (hint: anything with the words "Starring Dane Cook"). I will also be posting some interesting articles and lists along the way as well. So grab a cup of joe and settle in for some movie talk!
      -- Mr. Coffee

The Amityville Horror (Remake)

Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George
Director: Andrew Douglas
Year of Release: 2005
 Rated 4 cups

Another pointless remake. It just wasn’t scary. And for god’s sake, what the hell does it take to make this lady grab her kids and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HOUSE!!?? The whole movie this messed-up stuff keeps happening and she STAYS IN THE HOUSE! WTF!!?? Most mom’s I know would be like “Walls are bleeding, ghost kids are telling my daughter to jump off the roof…. yea, time to get the HELL OUT OF HERE!” Does she think that this whole “crazy devil nonsense” is just going to go away on it’s own? Beyond stupid. And again, there is some bizarre plot twists at the end that just seem pointless and made up. I didn’t buy it. This movie is a waste of time.



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